46 boring POTUS facts

Previously, I posted my favorite facts about each president. Today, I’ve gathered up the most uninteresting things I could come up with for each (with a little help from some friends). This dull collection was inspired by a brilliant low-pressure icebreaker I saw on Instagram: everybody shares a boring fact about themselves. Less pressure than having to come up with something interesting.

The whole point of this icebreaker is to get to know each other, so let’s not bury that in a long list of humdrum nuggets. Here’s my mundane fact:

I use a different water glass depending on whether I’m working or not. (A regular, nondescript glass during non-work hours. And a Mustachioed Manchild / Theodore Roosevelt glass when I’m working.)

Share something super boring

Either about you, a president, or all of the above. Drop them in the comments below! Or should I say, “drop them in the comments below.” The exclamation point makes it sound too exciting.


1 // George Washington

Didn’t really chop down a cherry tree.

2 // John Adams

Our first vice president.

3 // Thomas Jefferson

On the nickel.

4 // James Madison

Shortest of the Jameses. Or of any president.

5 // James Monroe

His name was James, too.

6 // John Quincy Adams

Dad was president.

7 // Andrew Jackson

Rhymes with Thandrew Faxon.

8 // Martin Van Buren

From New York.

9 // William Henry Harrison

Went by three names.

10 // John Tyler

This guy was so dull that his wife Julia (his second First Lady) had the band play “Hail to the Chief” when he entered a room so people would notice him.

11 // James K. Polk

Oh, another James. [yawn]

12 // Zachary Taylor

His military career was described as “Mundane and boring.” Not by me.

13 // Millard Fillmore

Millard was his mom’s maiden name.

14 // Franklin Pierce

Anna Kendrick was his mom. No, not that Anna Kendrick.

15 // James Buchanan

Named James.

16 // Abraham Lincoln

Very tall.

17 // Andrew Johnson

Not Lincoln’s original vice president.

18 // Ulysses S. Grant

Died in Saratoga, NY.

19 // Rutherford B. Hayes

Was pretty hot.

20 // James Garfield

Named James.

21 // Chester Arthur

Loved fancy, expensive clothes.

22 & 24 // Grover Cleveland

President twice.

23 // Benjamin Harrison

One time he didn’t marry his niece. (But then one time he did.)

25 // William McKinley

Used to have a mountain named after him.

26 // Theodore Roosevelt

Ok, I’m stumped. Nothing boring about this guy.

27 // William Howard Taft

Would fall asleep durinzzzzzzzzzz

28 // Woodrow Wilson

When he was a teenager, he wrote self-insert fan-fiction about being in the British Navy. Now, that fact is not boring at all. But according to Nick, who submitted this nugget, the writing is boring. Long, detailed descriptions of his imaginary ships and whatnot.

29 // Warren G. Harding

From Ohio.

30 // Calvin Coolidge

[ silence ]

31 // Herbert Hoover

Didn’t invent a vacuum cleaner.

32 // Franklin D. Roosevelt

Aquarius.

33 // Harry S Truman

Wore glasses.

34 // Dwight D. Eisenhower

Born David.

35 // John F. Kennedy

Married to Jackie.

36 // Lyndon Baines Johnson

Right-handed.

37 // Richard Nixon

Napped regularly.

38 // Gerald Ford

Played football.

39 // Jimmy Carter

Look at that. Another James.

40 // Ronald Reagan

"Hollywood's most grinding bore,” according to Gore Vidal.

41 // George H. W. Bush

Born in Massachusetts.

42 // Bill Clinton

Played the sax.

43 // George W. Bush

Born the same year as 42 and 45.

44 // Barack Obama

Has two daughters.

45 // Donald Trump

Used to be president.

46 // Joe Biden

Wears Aviators.

 

Go ahead.

I want to know something super-boring about you. Comment below. 👇

This list was inspired by a @daviddeweil post reshared by Priya Parker.


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Heather Rogers, America's Preeminent Presidential Doodler

I’ve read at least one book about every U.S. president, never tire of shoehorning presidential trivia into conversations, and am basically an expert at hiding mistakes in my sketchbooks.

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